Funny sms; 9386 messages
It iS A ChALLeNgE f0r u..
Ap KAbhi Bh¡ kAr nAhi sAktE..
HimAt hy t0 kAr kE DikhA0..
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MErE # pE 100 kA LoAd... ;->
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Universal msg 4 every girL...
"Kisi bhi khoobsurat larki ko daikh
kr jealous na ho balkay ye socho
k agr ye itni pyari hai to
isska bhai kitna pyara hoga!
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Hamesha log password wo rakhte hain jo kabhi na bhoole,
16646
yeh password kis ka hai?
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Saeed Ajmal... =)
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Dada apnay
poatay se:
tmhare teacher
a rahay hen
tm chup jao.
Poata:
pehle ap chup jain
mene ap ki mout
ka bahana bna
kr 2 hafte ki chutti li hy
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Izzat bachane ka naya tareeqa ..
Ek larka apne dost k sath khara tha k Wahan se ek larki guzri,
Us ne us larki ko ishara kiya aur aankh mari,
Jawab mein larki ne us larke ko Lanat de di ..
Wo larka apne dost se bola:
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Bechari 5 baje miline ka keh rahi hai magar main jaonga he nahi... ;->
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Aaj kal k Log Bhi kitne Jealous Hogaye Hain..
''pAppu''
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Naya Phone Dekhte He Bolte Hain Chal Bey "CHINA" ka hai... ;->
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HumAyuN is very happy that FB has been blocked.,
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But I dont know where to put this status...!! :D
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Master G Bachy Ka Lunch Kha Gaya.
Master G: Beta Ghar Ja Kar Mera Naam To Nahi Bataogy?
Bacha masumiyat sy: Master G Main Ammi Sy Kahun Ga
Ke Meri Roti Kutta Kha Gaya...
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Important essay for 2nd year english paper.
1. Marriage of Sania and Shoaib.
2. Hussey brothers vs AKmal brothers.
3. Merits and Demerits of facebooK.
4. Favourite Personality-Ahmed Faraz.
5. How to control happiness when electricity is available.
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Teacher: Africa Mein Aise Mulk Bhi Hein
Ke Wahan Khane Peene Ka Kuch Nhi,
Bijli Gas OiL Bhi Nahi...
Pehenne Ke Kapre Bhi Nahi Hein...
Bacha: Sir Kya Wahan Bhi
PPP Ki Hukomat Hy? :-(
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Agar Aapki Girlfriend Pareshan Hai
Ya Udhas Hai
To
Ye Taweez Usko Send Karo
Khush ho Jaye Gi.
<0><3><3><4>
<3><0><0><4>
<0><7><1>
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Machar ne jo katha to dil mein junoon tha,
Khujli itni huyi,
Dil bay sukun tha!
Pakda to chod diya ye soch kar..
Ki sale ke rago mein apna hi khun tha.
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Badalo ke sath jab hawa chalti hai...
To mujhe tumhari yaad aati hai.
Aasman mein jab badal garajte hai...
To mujhe tumhari yaad aati hai.
Barsaat jab shuru hoti hai ...
To mujhe tumhari yaad aati hai.
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Abey mera chata vapas kar.
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I want to share everything with u
Your sadness, ur happy moments
Every single second of the day
Let’s start with
Your bank account.
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Roses r red,
Voiles r blue,
Monkeys like u,
Should be kept in zoo,
Don’t get angry u’ll find me there too
Not in cage but laughing on u.
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